Title: Frivolous New Age Renderings of Metaphysics--A Trap to Avoid at All Costs. Author: Scott Petullo and Stephen Petullo. Article: Avoid this trap at all costs: Denying the fact that innate challenges and harsh realities of life exist in various and unique forms for everyone, many of which are unalterable, and instead exclusively embracing frivolous renderings of astrology, number mysticism, palmistry or other ancient disciplines that include warped philosophies which promise you the moon.This course of action is ultimately detrimental to your best interest because it can lead to grave disappointment, and wasted time and money. Aside from temporarily inspiring you, similar to a sugar high while binging on sweets, getting caught in this trap can interfere with your goals, delay their attainment, and cause you to forfeit some of your authentic, higher-self aspirations while you chase rainbows. Forcing a metaphysical practice such as astrology, which in its most authentic form is about character assessment and the outlining of personal fate (e.g. prediction), into a motivational, superficial format, where practitioners make it almost purely about inspiration (in the pursuit of their financial gain), would cause the celebrated ancients, if alive today, to demand that they be put on trial for fraud.If You've Fallen Into This Trap, You're Not Alone. Many have made this mistake for one main reason: They think to themselves, for example, "Well, if she's on the radio and featured in major press, she should be able to solve my problems, right?" Unfortunately, wrong. Countless consumers have confused clever marketing, the ability to get good press (i.e.,paying for it in one way or another, in the majority of cases),and a talent for motivational speaking with the ability to provide solutions to their problems. Here's a quote from a New Age marketer, one who sells inspirational seminars: "You can overcome anything--any obstacle--to achieve anything you want. It all comes down to your choices. Only the choices you make determine your success, and I will empower you to be on the right path to success. And only you can predict your future. I would never do you such a disservice like putting a prediction in your head about your future that would preoccupy and distract you. That isn't empowering at all."Imagine if you took your car in to be serviced and the automechanic said to you, "I'm not going to put an idea in your head of something that's wrong with your car, so that you'll obsess over it. Instead, you'll pay me $5000.00 for a 2-day seminar where we'll sing the praises of your car and make it the best year of your car's life!"That isn't "empowering."When a disciple fails, unfortunately, the inspirational coach tells them, "Well, you had the right attitude, but you just made some wrong choices."Realize that choice and attitude aren't the only quotients.There are many equally talented, wise, proactive, and prudent private equity pros, for example, but the most financially successful ones, in our view, have worked lifetimes to get to where they are now. Look, we're all for inspiration (if grounded in reality), dreams, and excitement about making your life the best it can be, but if there's something you need to face squarely, wouldn't you rather deal with it so you can move on instead of planting your head in the sand? How to Escape the Trap. It's not easy to back out of the primrose path of illusion once you've been wandering down it for a while. It can be distressing to face the truth, but you can do it. First, refuse to buy into wild promises. Everything has a price; financially or otherwise. A long list of glowing testimonials might very well indicate that the person selling something she says you desperately need is merely creatively entrepreneurialin collecting and implementing them (such as through select"master-mind" groups, where members strategize and post rave reviews on each other's websites); the hype and insincerity bleeds through once you peel away the veneer.The self-congratulatory inspirational marketers proclaim things such as "See, look what I've achieved--if you follow my advice you can achieve anything!" But if their primary source of revenue is from conducting seminars and doing paid inspirational speeches, yet they haven't seemed to have made big money doing what they teach, assume something is amiss (and wonder if they even have a conscience).By all means, if you find an inspirational coach or marketer who has a great track record regarding helping people become more successful, go for it. Just keep it in perspective; nobody can help you side-step reality and cheat your personal fate no matter how much you pay them. We recommend you focus heavily on seeking self-knowledge, which is gained through disciplines such as astrology, number mysticism, meditation, past life regression, Online Palmistry, and others. In becoming aware of your personal fate, life lessons, and your true self you'll stop going after unrealistic, unachievable goals, and will be able to fully capitalize on your strengths and favorable timing.Wouldn't you rather have the peace of mind that self-knowledge fosters, and even be able to prepare more thoroughly for life's challenges, than ignorantly assume that you lack any limits whatsoever and that reaching all your dreams is only an expensive seminar away? Strive to become more aware of yourself and your highest path so you can spend time and energy creating that which is in line with your destiny and you'll never get caught in this commontrap again.Copyright © 2009 Scott Petullo, Stephen Petullo . About the author:Scott Petullo and Stephen Petullo are identical twins and have been exploring metaphysics since the early 1980s. They are experts in the fields of prediction, personal fate, love life,and past life regression, and are natural psychics and mediums. Get their free report: 13 Spiritual and New Age Myths and 11Questions to Ask Before Hiring a Psychic.http://www.mystictwins.com/ http://www.holisticmakeover.com/
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Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Monday, 16 November 2009
Not as good as Online Palmistry.
Title: Psychic Readings - An Accurate DefinitionAuthor: artavia.seoArticle:Many people associate psychic readings with anything thatattempts to explore an individual's past, present or futurewithout any other knowledge. This is correct to a degree, but itis important to remember which readings require genuine psychicability, and which readings are based on learnable skills.The first step in understanding which methods rely onclairvoyance and which do not is to understand what thatclairvoyance actually is.A reader with clairvoyance, or psychic ability, will use thisextra-sensory perception to ascertain knowledge during areading. This knowledge can be about a person, a group ofpeople, an object, a place or an event. It is this ability whichis made use of during Aura reading, Psychometry, and DistantReading.In Aura reading, the psychic's ability gives them awareness of aperson's aura. They can observe an aura's size, the intensity orbrightness of it, the colours which make up the aura, and theshape of the aura. Every factor says something about theindividual's character, and by interpreting these signs thereader can learn things about the individual without any otherinput.Distant readings are far simpler to explain. When presented witha question about the future, the psychic will use their abilityto gain foresight of the outcome.Psychometry is different to both Aura reading and Distantreading as it does not look to an individual or to the future,but to the past or the present. Utilising an object that isclosely linked to the event in someway (for instance, a weddingring from a husband suspected of cheating, or the favourite hatof a missing person), the psychic can read the residual energythat is imprinted on it from that person, and determine whatthey were doing at a specific point in the past, or what theyare doing now.Separate to these, there are readings which do not require thereader to possess psychic ability themselves, but instead relyon an outside force for answers. Examples of these are Tarotreading, Palmistry and Astrology, all of which are learnable andrely on the cards, a person's hands, or the movements of astralbodies for answers.The difference between the two methods is marked, and gettingthe right reading for what you require is important. Choosewisely.About the author:This article was written by Tom Sangers on behalf of Psychic TV.
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You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
If you really want to choose wisely, go straight to an expert.
Check out my Online Palmistry websites
http://chrishandreading.com/
http://chrispalmistry.com/
Get a Palmistry Reading. Then go confidentally forward into the world.
Christopher Anton.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com
You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
Interesting article. Related to Online Palmistry
Title: Signification of Silver Thumb Rings Author: Sim Capillo Article:One of the most popular types of jewelry today that many people enjoy wearing are the silver rings. Silver in its natural formis harder than gold. It is still considered too soft for use in fine jewelry. Basically, most of the people love to wear different style of ring on the right thumb each day but for some they want various number of ring at a time. A silver thumb ring is a special ring that brings attention to the thumb and may signify different meaning such as strength, resolve and courage.Wearing of various number of gold rings would be impossible for certain people especially for those who are not privilege to be born with good position in the society. Silver rings made these things possible, regardless of your position in the society today, various number of rings are possible to be worn at a time without spending a fortune.Typically, rings are worn on the left ring finger that symbolizes status of being married but for some people they choose to wear it on thumb. Rings worn on the thumb have significant meaning for each wearer either on the left or right.Wearing a ring on the left thumb may signify the subconscious or instincts and beliefs, while wearing it on the right thumb reflects the conscious, logic and awareness. More recently, a ring on right thumb means one is into same sex relationships or for women of centuries ago, it signifies that their husband had passed away. In Chinese history, the military used thumb rings to show ranking. The bigger his ring, the higher the rank the officer served.For palmistry, the thumb symbolizes willpower and freethinking.Wearing a thumb ring, is an attempt to show your independence and individuality. but for today, rings worn on thumb are justfor fashion sake or a design to compliment ones personality.Sterling silver ring is a cost effective way to give a gift for no special reason. Women love to receive a surprise gift,because they know you've been thinking of them. Everyone enjoys a little pampering now and then, including men. Silver ring gifts made to pamper never go out of style. Silver has been a solid alternative to gold for many years. The best part about silver is that due to its low cost, it can be obtained in a number of different styles and shapes.Despite the common use of ring as a tie band for wedding, there are other reasons why a person may prefer to wear silver rings.There are chosen number of people who use rings to symbolize friendship ties or to symbolize an organization. They may prefer the look of silver over that of gold, simply because they feel that the color goes with the outfit that they are wearing or that the color compliments their skin tone much better than gold does. Aside from its versatility, Silver costs significantly less than gold and especially for someone who wears a lot of rings, the low costs will pay off in the end. You can purchase twice the number of what you can buy for gold ring.Holiday is fast approaching so why not give your love one an appreciation by giving her a silver ring. Surely, she/he will appreciate it.
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Christopher Anton.
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You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
Before you rush out to buy a gold/silver ring, check out these websites, and let the real gold of Online Palmistry enhance your life Today.
http://chrishandreading.com/
http://chrispalmistry.com/
The Ultimate Online Palmistry Experience.
Christopher Anton.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com
You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
Related to Online Palmistry
Title: psychics readings - find a reader Author: Rachel Saxon Article: The unique and fascination metaphysical or psychic readings industry has a seductive pull as strong as ever through the ages.The lure of the unknown and of things hidden, waiting to be revealed, has remained a strong pull for mankind for centuries.The comprehensive history of the psychic sciences, from fortunetelling to ESP, is widely available, and is becoming ever more evolved and advanced with science now taking an interest and skeptics being defied.Psychic skills, mediumship, clairvoyance, tarot, palmistry,astrology and many others are fully developed as subjects both historically and in the light of modern knowledge and interest.In the primitive sciences the 2 things present were the psychic and the occult. The practitioner of a craft usually claimed he or she possessed a special ability not given to mere mortals to gain unique information and issue reliable forecasts or predictions.The very thing that keeps the interest alive in any of the psychic skills and sciences is the fascination which has driven the genre into public acceptance though many skeptics exist.These days one can partake of a divination specialist via a phone psychic reader in a private and convenient setting,whereas in ages gone by there may have been a villager skilled in the arts, though sometimes feared and most certainly visited in secrecy.More and more interest is being reported in all things metaphysical, the psychic readings industry is alive and well and is thriving in terms of clients through the door and general interest.A most interesting aspect is the new demographic entrants, those being the ABC1's, hitherto the city traders and high earning professionals would mock the use of 'psychics' But it is now apparent they not only take them seriously but also use them for divination readings.The face remains the psychic and metaphysical industry grows ever more sophisticated through demand, interest and those seeking to look more inward.
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You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
If you want to experience the reality of Online Palmistry for yourself, and to use my skills to Enhance your Life Today, check out my Online Palmistry websites
http://chrishandreading.com/
http://chrispalmistry.com/
For the Ultimate Palmistry Experience.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com
You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
Not quite Online Palmistry
Title: How You Are Divining the FutureAuthor: S.AbidArticle:Whether in movies or books or in life, it is human nature to becurious about "what happens next", what the future holds instore. Because of this curiosity divination methods weredeveloped, some even centuries old. There are several tools andways to divine the future. Forms popularized by gypsies (asrelated in tales) are crystal (ball) gazing, tarot card reading,palmistry, tealeaves, bones, etc.Divination is anything but an exact art or science. People whohave the gift of divination are often called fortunetellers.This is actual a mislabel, because it really isn't fortune thatthe diviner sees but possibilities of a person's future live,love, finances, etc. All these based on decisions that a personmakes now. In the Filipino language, diviners are calledmanghuhula, which literally translates to "guessers".Essentially, this means that fortunetellers are supposedly justguessing. Amazingly, their guesses hit the mark often enoughthat divination became a thriving business.Despite its many forms, the one that appears to be most trustedis astrology. There are different types of astrology but theones most popularly known are the Chinese astrology (one of theoldest divination techniques created centuries ago) and thewestern astrology (created by Babylonian astronomers). ChineseAstrological signs change on an annual basis, based on thecycles of the moon. Hence, their year starts with the first fullmoon of the year. The Chinese zodiac is based on 12 animals.Your animal is based on the year of your birth. The twelveanimal signs are: rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse,sheep, monkey, rooster, dog, and boar.The zodiac that people are more familiar with is the one thatchanges by the month. Depending on your birth date you couldfall under the sign of Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini,cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, or Capricorn.Nowadays divination nuts (whether diviners or those who want tohave their future read) seem to be everywhere! From the café atthe corner, to bookstores, to the funny section in newspapers,to radio, to TV, to websites, and even, yes, to call centers.Psychic hotlines have been all the rage for many years now. Onenotable personage to get on the band wagon is Dionne Warwick andher psychic circle of friends.Diviners who use astronomy employ a lot of math and researchbefore they give their predictions. The result depends on theposition of the stars and the alignments of the planets plus thedate and time of your birth for them to feel that they can comeup with a more or less accurate prediction.The diviners of the 21st century are more than fortune tellers.They also act as counselors or advisers to their clients. Theyprovide more than advice; they also provide comfort, and anattentive ear at a very affordable price. Your favorite divinerbecomes a part of your life and at times transforms from being asimple diviner to a good friend.
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Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com
You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
If you really want to get the Magic of Online Palmistry working in your life today, check out my Online Palmistry websites.
http://chrishandreading.com/
http://chrispalmistry.com/
For the Ultimate Palmistry Experience.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com
You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
Tuesday, 6 October 2009
Palm Reading, or Handreading? Not Wikipedia.
I am frequently asked by people to read their palm. Unfortunately I always have to decline to do so. This is not because I am an arrogant sod, who doesnt want to rough it with the common herd by handling their greasy palms; but the reason is that, as a Professional Handreader, I read the entire hand, and not just the flat bit in the middle.
You see, while the lines that appear on the palm are very important when it comes to doing a Palmistry reading, or making an accurate forecast of someones future, which I do all the time at my online Palmistry website
http://chrispalmistry.com/
the accuracy of the predictions, and the essential character reading of the subject, without which no prediction can hope to be correct, depend very much on a comprehensive analysis of the entire hand. For instance, someone with a short square hand with short square fingers will have a very different attitude to life than a person with long fingers on a long thin hand. The long hand is more a sign of the dreamy deep thinking sort, and the short hand and fingers is more likely to belong to the more practical down to earth individual. The man or woman with a thumb that is very flexible and bends back is the generous laid back easy natured person, but those whose thumbs are rigid and stiff are more the stickler for rules, and with a strong moral concience.
The colour of the hands is of importance as well, particularly when it comes to assessing the robustness of the clients health, and the generalities of their temperament. Like wise the shape and height of the mounts on the hand can be of great import in making an accurate Palmistry Reading. Another thing that the experienced palmist knows is that the lines on a square hand can mean something different than the lines on a conic, or long hand. For example, the headline on a square hand runs typically across the palm, but on a conic hand it slopes, because the slope indicates the extra immaginativeness that the typical conic handed individual has, but the sloping headline on a square hand is actually a sign of greater imaginative powers than the same sign on the conic hand, because it runs contrary to the nature of the hand. Such a person is more likely to become a famous artist than the conic handed individual because the square hand gives the application that is often the most necessary ingredient of success.
Of course there are many variations within the various types of hand. The good Palmistry Expert ought to be able to put the whole picture together. I believe that I am one of the fortunate few that can do that for my clients when they visit me at
http://chrispalmistry.com/
or alternatively
http://chrishandreading.com/
When you do visit, which I sincerely hope you will soon, dont ask me to do a Palm Reading; as I am strictly a "whole hand" sort of guy.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com
You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
You see, while the lines that appear on the palm are very important when it comes to doing a Palmistry reading, or making an accurate forecast of someones future, which I do all the time at my online Palmistry website
http://chrispalmistry.com/
the accuracy of the predictions, and the essential character reading of the subject, without which no prediction can hope to be correct, depend very much on a comprehensive analysis of the entire hand. For instance, someone with a short square hand with short square fingers will have a very different attitude to life than a person with long fingers on a long thin hand. The long hand is more a sign of the dreamy deep thinking sort, and the short hand and fingers is more likely to belong to the more practical down to earth individual. The man or woman with a thumb that is very flexible and bends back is the generous laid back easy natured person, but those whose thumbs are rigid and stiff are more the stickler for rules, and with a strong moral concience.
The colour of the hands is of importance as well, particularly when it comes to assessing the robustness of the clients health, and the generalities of their temperament. Like wise the shape and height of the mounts on the hand can be of great import in making an accurate Palmistry Reading. Another thing that the experienced palmist knows is that the lines on a square hand can mean something different than the lines on a conic, or long hand. For example, the headline on a square hand runs typically across the palm, but on a conic hand it slopes, because the slope indicates the extra immaginativeness that the typical conic handed individual has, but the sloping headline on a square hand is actually a sign of greater imaginative powers than the same sign on the conic hand, because it runs contrary to the nature of the hand. Such a person is more likely to become a famous artist than the conic handed individual because the square hand gives the application that is often the most necessary ingredient of success.
Of course there are many variations within the various types of hand. The good Palmistry Expert ought to be able to put the whole picture together. I believe that I am one of the fortunate few that can do that for my clients when they visit me at
http://chrispalmistry.com/
or alternatively
http://chrishandreading.com/
When you do visit, which I sincerely hope you will soon, dont ask me to do a Palm Reading; as I am strictly a "whole hand" sort of guy.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com
You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
Sunday, 4 October 2009
Update on the "Talking Cows". Not Wikipedia.
Since I first brought to the attention of the world the story of the "Talking Cows" of Kilmagrahy I have been inundated with requests for news of the Bovine Oracles. Apparently the general public have an inexhaustable appetite for news of these remarkable animals, and it is with that in mind that I am publishing this update.
The "Talking Cows" of Kilmagrahy first came to my notice about thirty seven years ago , when I was but a lad, and many years before I became the famous Online Palmistry Expert and Secret Historian that I have subsequently become. The story of how I made the acquaintance of these wise animals is detailed in my blog post, The Talking Cows Of Kilmagrahy. Not Wikipedia, which can be perused if you care to flick through this blog. I tell of how I visited the Cows on their remote mountain in the south west of Ireland, and of how they made some interesting, but not wholly accurate predictions of my future. They said that I would go to live in London, which was true, and that I would win the national lottery, which hasnt happened yet.
I have since discovered that the reason for their partially inaccurate assesment of my life prospects was, and this is the sad bit, that they were both in the first stages of Bovine Senility. The incorrect prophecy about the lottery was the first sign of the decline in their hitherto infallible record in foretelling the future. Afterwards their descent into complete and blinding dementia meant that they had to be retired. The final straw came when they said that Elvis Presley would be singing "Auld Lang Syne" at the new years celebrations for nineteen eighty two. Everyone knows that is nonsense. He was working in a petrol station in Manchester for four years then, and his voice was completely shot anyway. Anyway they lingered for a few years more in retirement and they both died in nineteen eighty five.
That was not quite the end of the story however. They did have successors. The mantle of "Talking Cow"was taken on by their grandaughters. They had daughters but the special powers sometimes skip a generation. By this stage Ireland had become part of the European Community, and it was felt in certain circles that the powers of these special beasts were being wasted by keeping them sequestered on a mountain in the fastnesses of West Cork, so they were both brought to Brussells where they were appointed as special advisors to the European Commission, with particular responsibility for E.U enlargement policy.
There they remain to this day. They have a large open plan office on the roof of the E.U headquarters and a special roof garden has been created for their comfort, with a meadow grown from grass seed specially imported from their ancestral field in Ireland. If you try to contact them you will only get through to their secretaries, as they only take calls from people of Prime Minesterial or Head of State Level. There is special voice recognition software on their telephones to make certain that no imposters get put through. This was done because some years ago a french radio presenter managed to get through to one of the cows by posing as President Chirac of France. The somewhat indiscreet comments of the cow on both Prime Minister Blair of Britain, and President George Bush of The United States caused severe embarrassment when broadcast. But I dont need to tell you about that. I'm sure you can all remember the fuss there was when it happened.
That is the latest information that I have on "The Talking Cows Of Brussells". They live very quietly now, and are seldom seen in public, although their influence is very much felt behind the scenes at the European Commission. They can only really be seen when they occasionally occupy the Royal Box at the Opera, which they do by gracious permission of His Majesty King Albert of the Belgians. They only attend Gala openings, and only when no member of the Royal Family is to be Present.
As you can see it is impossible for any member of the general public to get a consultation from such august personages as the cows have become now. But it is still possible to get a perfectly respectable Online Palmistry Consultation by going to my Online Palmistry website
http://chrishandreading.com/
I may not have the ear of the great and good of Europe, and I certainly would never be let within sniffing distance of the Royal Box at the opera, but I do have a reputation for the accuracy and insightfulness of my Online Palmistry Readings. Oh! I do have another website as well.
http://chrispalmistry.com/
Visit either. Get a reading, and let the politicians chase after the cows.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com
You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
The "Talking Cows" of Kilmagrahy first came to my notice about thirty seven years ago , when I was but a lad, and many years before I became the famous Online Palmistry Expert and Secret Historian that I have subsequently become. The story of how I made the acquaintance of these wise animals is detailed in my blog post, The Talking Cows Of Kilmagrahy. Not Wikipedia, which can be perused if you care to flick through this blog. I tell of how I visited the Cows on their remote mountain in the south west of Ireland, and of how they made some interesting, but not wholly accurate predictions of my future. They said that I would go to live in London, which was true, and that I would win the national lottery, which hasnt happened yet.
I have since discovered that the reason for their partially inaccurate assesment of my life prospects was, and this is the sad bit, that they were both in the first stages of Bovine Senility. The incorrect prophecy about the lottery was the first sign of the decline in their hitherto infallible record in foretelling the future. Afterwards their descent into complete and blinding dementia meant that they had to be retired. The final straw came when they said that Elvis Presley would be singing "Auld Lang Syne" at the new years celebrations for nineteen eighty two. Everyone knows that is nonsense. He was working in a petrol station in Manchester for four years then, and his voice was completely shot anyway. Anyway they lingered for a few years more in retirement and they both died in nineteen eighty five.
That was not quite the end of the story however. They did have successors. The mantle of "Talking Cow"was taken on by their grandaughters. They had daughters but the special powers sometimes skip a generation. By this stage Ireland had become part of the European Community, and it was felt in certain circles that the powers of these special beasts were being wasted by keeping them sequestered on a mountain in the fastnesses of West Cork, so they were both brought to Brussells where they were appointed as special advisors to the European Commission, with particular responsibility for E.U enlargement policy.
There they remain to this day. They have a large open plan office on the roof of the E.U headquarters and a special roof garden has been created for their comfort, with a meadow grown from grass seed specially imported from their ancestral field in Ireland. If you try to contact them you will only get through to their secretaries, as they only take calls from people of Prime Minesterial or Head of State Level. There is special voice recognition software on their telephones to make certain that no imposters get put through. This was done because some years ago a french radio presenter managed to get through to one of the cows by posing as President Chirac of France. The somewhat indiscreet comments of the cow on both Prime Minister Blair of Britain, and President George Bush of The United States caused severe embarrassment when broadcast. But I dont need to tell you about that. I'm sure you can all remember the fuss there was when it happened.
That is the latest information that I have on "The Talking Cows Of Brussells". They live very quietly now, and are seldom seen in public, although their influence is very much felt behind the scenes at the European Commission. They can only really be seen when they occasionally occupy the Royal Box at the Opera, which they do by gracious permission of His Majesty King Albert of the Belgians. They only attend Gala openings, and only when no member of the Royal Family is to be Present.
As you can see it is impossible for any member of the general public to get a consultation from such august personages as the cows have become now. But it is still possible to get a perfectly respectable Online Palmistry Consultation by going to my Online Palmistry website
http://chrishandreading.com/
I may not have the ear of the great and good of Europe, and I certainly would never be let within sniffing distance of the Royal Box at the opera, but I do have a reputation for the accuracy and insightfulness of my Online Palmistry Readings. Oh! I do have another website as well.
http://chrispalmistry.com/
Visit either. Get a reading, and let the politicians chase after the cows.
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