Monday, 13 July 2009

A fool and his money are easily parted. Not Wikipedia.

Hello again from the world of Online Palmistry.
One of the truest statements ever made was when that guy said
"a fool and his money are easily parted".
I think it was Shakespeare coined that "doozy" originally. Anyway he most have had amazing foresight, because he could have been writing about our own time, and internet marketing.
How many people have you come across who promise you a fortune, if you will only sign up to their "brilliant" offer, and how many times have you went along with it only to find your fingers burnt, and your bank account shrinking into a succession of zeros. How often has that happened to you, and indeed, to me also.
Well you will be relieved, then, to discover that I am not writing to promise you a fortune. Empty promises are just not my thing.
Nor am I guaranteeing you a life of indulgent ease, if you will only sign up to my"cloud cuckoo land" scheme. Paris Hilton you will not become.
What I would like to let you have, however, is the self confidence that comes with a large "dollop" of self awareness, and the preparedness that will come your way when you have a detailed forecast of the likely course of the rest of your life.
As an Online Palmistry Consultant of some standing I can promise you great accuracy when you get a Palmistry Reading at my Online Palmistry website
http://chrishandreading.yolasite.com/
At least you wont be wasting your time, or your money , like me, with this particular website that promised me all sorts of great ad coverage in return for some of my cash, and a lot of my time. After a few weeks of frustrating rubbish I am kicking that "waste of space" into touch.
What I need to do to cheer myself up, and to lighten the tenor of this blog is to tell you another story from history about how Palmistry won the day again.
You all, I suppose, have heard the tale of The Ugly Duckling. You know the one about the baby duck that was considered so ugly by his brothers and sisters that he had to leave home, and then, after many adventures he met with a flock of swans. He then discovered that he wasnt really ugly after all, that he was actually a rather beautiful long necked swan.
Well there is a section of that story that is omitted by the author, because he believed it would not be credited by the reading public outside of Denmark. You see, when he related how the duckling saw his reflection in the water, and realised he was really handsome, that bit wasnt really true. There is, in the kingdom of Denmark, a time honoured tradition of reading the feet of ducks. The true story is that The Ugly Duckling, in his travels had met with a Palmistry Consultant who specialised in the reading of webbed feet. This wise person could tell from the examination of the lines on the feet that the duckling suffered from a great lack of self confidence. But furthermore he could tell that he really was going to grow up to be handsome, and famous. It was as a direct result of this "Handreading" that the Ugly Duckling started to observe his reflection, and noticed the change in his appearence. So Palmistry won the day.
If it had not been for that Palmistry Expert nobody would have ever heard of that duck.
If you doubt my story, ask a Dane. You may have to buy him a few drinks to get him to admit it is the truth however.
Fortunately for me, when I give Palmistry Readings at my Online Palmistry website
http://chrishandreading.yolasite.com/
most of my customers are of the human variety.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com

You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.

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