Thursday, 16 July 2009

*Snow White.* The Palmistry angle. Not Wikipedia.

It' a strange thing how history can be altered over the years, and a story, that was accurately known some centuries ago, can become distorted through tampering with the truth. Parts of the story that were really essential to understanding what actually happened get lost, and the tale that comes down to us bears little resemblance to what originally happened.
Such is the history of the late Princess Snow White.
You are all familiar with the "fairy tale" , how the innocent Snow White Had to flee from her wicked stepmother, how she took refuge with the seven dwarves, how the wicked Queen, (disguised as an old woman) tricked the young princess into eating from a poisoned apple; and how she was revived when she was kissed by a handsome prince who just happened to come upon her before she was buried.
Not quite what really happened.
As a custodian of the secret histories, as well as my day job as an Online Palmistry Consultant, I can now here, for the very first time, tell you what really happened.
The Princess Snow White was never as innocent and pure as some believe. She may have been as famous as Paris Hilton, but she lacked that young lady's charm.
She was, in fact one of those rebellious, "know it all" teenagers that have been the bane of parents since the dawn of time. She had been very spoiled by her father, and when she met her new stepmother for the first time she developed an immediate antipathy towards her. Among the many malicious things the spoilt princess used to do was to put pepper in her stepmothers snuff box. Another thing she once did was to put a hive of wild bees into her fathers bed, just so she could spoil the honeymoon. So, you see, "Little Miss Perfect" she most definitely was not.
Now to get to the Palmistry bit.
There was no "Magic Mirror"
There was a wandering Palmistry Expert that came to the castle one day.
He saw the King's new bride weeping in the garden, as she tried to pluck the bee stings out of her agonising flesh. He, being a good sort, asked her what the matter was; and between sobs she related the story about her hostile new stepdaughter. She was terrified of her, and felt that she couldnt take much more. She felt that the stress might actually end her marriage.
To give her some comfort the wise Palmistry Consultant offered to give her a Palmistry Reading to see if she had any hidden strengths that would help her in her troublous life.
The first thing he noticed was that there was a strong line bisecting her life line. This told him that there was a lot of interference in her life from a difficult family member.
He then observed that she had a good straight headline, and that she had a strong well developed thumb.
His advice to her was , that although she was getting a lot of grief from the princess, she had the intelligence and the capacity to stand up for herself, and if she did so she would probably succeed. Emboldened by these encouraging words she went to the princess's room and told her that she must change her ideas or move out. Snow White, in a tantrum, packed her bags and flounced out. The entire castle heaved a sigh of relief.
The bit about the dwarves is correct. They were medieval communists and the princess went to live with them because she hoped, in this way, to embarass her father and stepmother.
There was no handsome prince. She did choke on an apple however. It was one that she greedily tried to swallow in a hurry rather than share it with the smallest dwarf. The fruit stuck in her windpipe and she choked to death. "Good Riddance" say I.
The Dwarves went on to mount a communist coup that overthrew the Royal Family.
As is the way with revolutionaries, in order to smear the previous regime, they invented the story about the innocent princess and the wicked stepmother. It is just fortunate that I, as an Online Palmistry Consultant/ Secret Historian can set the record straight now.
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I am enabled to give comfort to the sad, and to point out the hidden strengths that can see people through the most difficult circumstances.
Fortunately I have not yet come across a tale of such malevalence as the story of Snow White.
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