I think today would be more suited to a rant than anything else.
So here goes. I know websites are not supposed to be animate, but I have just spent the last half hour on the stupidest excuse for a website that I have ever come across. I was going to post the link, but that would be a bit cheeky, and I dont want the website owner calling me out for a duel.
I may be a dab hand at the Online Palmistry, but I couldnt fight my way out of a paper bag, so I will just bitch about the website without telling you what it is called.
As an Online Palmistry Consultant exclusively, I have to do a lot of advertising, so when I am not reading hands at
http://chrishandreading.yolasite.com/
a large amount of my time is spent joining forums, or posting on various classifieds sites. Most of them are a pleasure to use. You just have to compose your ad, click you mouse, and move on to the next one. That is until you come across the "dreaded" confirmation code. You know the type of "Monster" I mean. There is this jUmbLE of letters, or lEttERs and nuMBerS that you have to type in cOrrECtlY to prove to the websiteowner that you are a human being. What a pAiN that is. Most of them are reasonably straight forward. Most of us can tell the difference between capitols and small letters; so a few tries suffice to get it right. But sometimes you come across a right "psychopath" of a code; one where the letters are all in italics, or merged together like they were created by a gorilla on drugs. Anyway this particular website had the mother of all frustrating confirmation codes. No matter how I squinted at it, or how I tried the combination of letters and numbers, it kept asking me to do it again. Now it is my business, as an Online Palmistry Expert, to be able to recognise and interpret accurately the meanings readable on a person's hand, so copying some stupid letters ought not to be beyond me. This website didnt think so. After about forty attempts to get it right I got fed up with reading the "invalid code" message and gave up on the wretched thing. I'm assuming that there was something wrong with the software. The most annoying thing about the whole fruitless episode is that when I attempted to contact the "admin" to complain about the useless code I was faced with another similar one before I could send my message.
The lesson for me is that I should stick to reading hands at my Online Palmistry Website
http://chrishandreading.yolasite.com/
At least that is something I am good at, and enjoy doing. I should rely more on the recomendations from the satisfied clients and less on the power of the advertising media. Leave the publicity to the Paris Hiltons of this world is the best thing, and concentrate on the Online Palmistry Readings.
Oh by the way, I have another website now as well.
http://chrispalmistry.yolasite.com/
Its a bit simpler than the other one, but the Online Palmistry service is just as good no matter which one you use. Hopefully I will get to have you all there soon. No "confirmation code" needed.
Christopher Anton.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com
You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.
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