The "Talking Cows" of Kilmagrahy first came to my notice about thirty seven years ago , when I was but a lad, and many years before I became the famous Online Palmistry Expert and Secret Historian that I have subsequently become. The story of how I made the acquaintance of these wise animals is detailed in my blog post, The Talking Cows Of Kilmagrahy. Not Wikipedia, which can be perused if you care to flick through this blog. I tell of how I visited the Cows on their remote mountain in the south west of Ireland, and of how they made some interesting, but not wholly accurate predictions of my future. They said that I would go to live in London, which was true, and that I would win the national lottery, which hasnt happened yet.
I have since discovered that the reason for their partially inaccurate assesment of my life prospects was, and this is the sad bit, that they were both in the first stages of Bovine Senility. The incorrect prophecy about the lottery was the first sign of the decline in their hitherto infallible record in foretelling the future. Afterwards their descent into complete and blinding dementia meant that they had to be retired. The final straw came when they said that Elvis Presley would be singing "Auld Lang Syne" at the new years celebrations for nineteen eighty two. Everyone knows that is nonsense. He was working in a petrol station in Manchester for four years then, and his voice was completely shot anyway. Anyway they lingered for a few years more in retirement and they both died in nineteen eighty five.
That was not quite the end of the story however. They did have successors. The mantle of "Talking Cow"was taken on by their grandaughters. They had daughters but the special powers sometimes skip a generation. By this stage Ireland had become part of the European Community, and it was felt in certain circles that the powers of these special beasts were being wasted by keeping them sequestered on a mountain in the fastnesses of West Cork, so they were both brought to Brussells where they were appointed as special advisors to the European Commission, with particular responsibility for E.U enlargement policy.
There they remain to this day. They have a large open plan office on the roof of the E.U headquarters and a special roof garden has been created for their comfort, with a meadow grown from grass seed specially imported from their ancestral field in Ireland. If you try to contact them you will only get through to their secretaries, as they only take calls from people of Prime Minesterial or Head of State Level. There is special voice recognition software on their telephones to make certain that no imposters get put through. This was done because some years ago a french radio presenter managed to get through to one of the cows by posing as President Chirac of France. The somewhat indiscreet comments of the cow on both Prime Minister Blair of Britain, and President George Bush of The United States caused severe embarrassment when broadcast. But I dont need to tell you about that. I'm sure you can all remember the fuss there was when it happened.
That is the latest information that I have on "The Talking Cows Of Brussells". They live very quietly now, and are seldom seen in public, although their influence is very much felt behind the scenes at the European Commission. They can only really be seen when they occasionally occupy the Royal Box at the Opera, which they do by gracious permission of His Majesty King Albert of the Belgians. They only attend Gala openings, and only when no member of the Royal Family is to be Present.
As you can see it is impossible for any member of the general public to get a consultation from such august personages as the cows have become now. But it is still possible to get a perfectly respectable Online Palmistry Consultation by going to my Online Palmistry website
http://chrishandreading.com/
I may not have the ear of the great and good of Europe, and I certainly would never be let within sniffing distance of the Royal Box at the opera, but I do have a reputation for the accuracy and insightfulness of my Online Palmistry Readings. Oh! I do have another website as well.
http://chrispalmistry.com/
Visit either. Get a reading, and let the politicians chase after the cows.
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