An Online Palmistry Expert "lets off steam". Not Wikipedia.

Hi People.
I think today would be more suited to a rant than anything else.
So here goes. I know websites are not supposed to be animate, but I have just spent the last half hour on the stupidest excuse for a website that I have ever come across. I was going to post the link, but that would be a bit cheeky, and I dont want the website owner calling me out for a duel.
I may be a dab hand at the Online Palmistry, but I couldnt fight my way out of a paper bag, so I will just bitch about the website without telling you what it is called.
As an Online Palmistry Consultant exclusively, I have to do a lot of advertising, so when I am not reading hands at
http://chrishandreading.yolasite.com/
a large amount of my time is spent joining forums, or posting on various classifieds sites. Most of them are a pleasure to use. You just have to compose your ad, click you mouse, and move on to the next one. That is until you come across the "dreaded" confirmation code. You know the type of "Monster" I mean. There is this jUmbLE of letters, or lEttERs and nuMBerS that you have to type in cOrrECtlY to prove to the websiteowner that you are a human being. What a pAiN that is. Most of them are reasonably straight forward. Most of us can tell the difference between capitols and small letters; so a few tries suffice to get it right. But sometimes you come across a right "psychopath" of a code; one where the letters are all in italics, or merged together like they were created by a gorilla on drugs. Anyway this particular website had the mother of all frustrating confirmation codes. No matter how I squinted at it, or how I tried the combination of letters and numbers, it kept asking me to do it again. Now it is my business, as an Online Palmistry Expert, to be able to recognise and interpret accurately the meanings readable on a person's hand, so copying some stupid letters ought not to be beyond me. This website didnt think so. After about forty attempts to get it right I got fed up with reading the "invalid code" message and gave up on the wretched thing. I'm assuming that there was something wrong with the software. The most annoying thing about the whole fruitless episode is that when I attempted to contact the "admin" to complain about the useless code I was faced with another similar one before I could send my message.
The lesson for me is that I should stick to reading hands at my Online Palmistry Website
http://chrishandreading.yolasite.com/
At least that is something I am good at, and enjoy doing. I should rely more on the recomendations from the satisfied clients and less on the power of the advertising media. Leave the publicity to the Paris Hiltons of this world is the best thing, and concentrate on the Online Palmistry Readings.
Oh by the way, I have another website now as well.
http://chrispalmistry.yolasite.com/
Its a bit simpler than the other one, but the Online Palmistry service is just as good no matter which one you use. Hopefully I will get to have you all there soon. No "confirmation code" needed.
Christopher Anton.
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An Online Palmistry Consultant's "little ways". Not Wikipedia.

It's strange the things that can seem important to people, and the eccentricities that we all have that mark us out as individuals. Some people will never walk under ladders, while others think it is dreadfully common to leave the lid up on the toilet. The spectrum of humanity is full to overflowing with people who think the rest of the human race is either mad, or plebian, or both.
I have my little ways as well. Being a well known Online Palmistry Consultant, does not mean that I am immune from the little foibles that distinguish the rest of my species, except for the Paris Hiltons of this world.
My little "Achilles heel" is that I have an aversion to washing up. I think it comes from my upbringing in Ireland, when I was but a junior in the great art of Palmistry. My mother, God bless her, always insisted that the children had to help with the chores. I came from a family of older sisters, and if you know anything of the psychology of the dreaded young female, you will know that I always had to do the drying, and the putting away. The result of this was that I was always finished last, and the "cruel ones" could be resuming their play while I was struggling with the last of the cups.
Anyway the result of that "childhood trauma" is that as an adult I have always hated washing up. I will not touch a plate or a spoon until everything has been used. But before you yell that I must have a filthy kitchen, listen to this. I will only have three of each item in my house. That is three plates, three cups, three knives, three forks etc. That way I can fulfill the great primal desire to put off until the last possible moment the dreaded washing up, while not being denied access to my kitchen by a mountain of dirty dishes. It usually happens in the morning. The fact that I am half asleep means that I cope better with what I percieve as the big chore. Anyone that has it in their mind to dine with this particular Online Palmistry Consultant, had better bring their own plates, and bring them home again after.
Fortunately for my public, the "searing memory" of my much put upon childhood has not affected my ability to give insightful readings to those who visit my Online Palmistry website
http://chrishandreading.yolasite.com/
or my new shorter website
http://chrispalmistry.yolasite.com/
If anything it has given me an appreciation that we are all human, and that one persons "terrible memory" can be another's "fond recollection.
Now I must go and make myself a coffee, when I can steel myself to wash a cup.
Christopher Anton.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
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About Online Palmistry, and "websites". Not Wikipedia.

I notice from the date that it is almost two weeks since I last wrote anything for my Online Palmistry blog. I feel it is about time that I repaired the omission. So here goes.
I've just finished making a new website.
http://chrispalmistry.yolasite.com/
What a hassle that has been. I may be a nifty hand at the Online Palmistry game, but I am absolutely rubbish when it comes to putting a website together. A child of four could do better. Still it may not look much but the content is interesting enough. It's got a short outline of the history of Palmistry, and a bit on the end that invites the reader to have a consultation. Now that is worthy of consideration. Even if I say so myself, an Online Palmistry Reading is a precious thing to have. Still I beg you to excuse the amateurish layout of the website, and concentrate on the message. Remember that someone that is really good at some things, can be really rubbish at others. Online Palmistry Consultants are no different.
My other website is scarcely better.
http://chrishandreading.yolasite.com/
Not exactly the Paris Hilton of websites.
If you are a website designer log in, just to give yourself a laugh. There are so many things wrong with the layout of that website it would take a thousand pages just to list them all. Still one part that is definitely worth reading is the section where the people who have let me read their hands have left their comments. At least I am very good at something.
Anyway, my friend, after you have looked at my Online Palmistry websites, and had a good laugh; or if you are a connisseur of web design, thrown up in the corner; take a minute to consider what they are offering. Remember that I devote my effforts to helping people better, through the medium of Online Palmistry, and leave the designing of websites to those who are into such things.
Of Course even the best of online palmistry readers can not prosper without access to the best advertising. One of the best advertising websites that I have come across, that contains some of the most effective, low cost, profit generating advertising programs is
http://premieradverts.com




You dont need palmistry to predict a prosperous future if you use these programs.