Palm Reading, or Handreading? Not Wikipedia.

I am frequently asked by people to read their palm. Unfortunately I always have to decline to do so. This is not because I am an arrogant sod, who doesnt want to rough it with the common herd by handling their greasy palms; but the reason is that, as a Professional Handreader, I read the entire hand, and not just the flat bit in the middle.
You see, while the lines that appear on the palm are very important when it comes to doing a Palmistry reading, or making an accurate forecast of someones future, which I do all the time at my online Palmistry website
http://chrispalmistry.com/
the accuracy of the predictions, and the essential character reading of the subject, without which no prediction can hope to be correct, depend very much on a comprehensive analysis of the entire hand. For instance, someone with a short square hand with short square fingers will have a very different attitude to life than a person with long fingers on a long thin hand. The long hand is more a sign of the dreamy deep thinking sort, and the short hand and fingers is more likely to belong to the more practical down to earth individual. The man or woman with a thumb that is very flexible and bends back is the generous laid back easy natured person, but those whose thumbs are rigid and stiff are more the stickler for rules, and with a strong moral concience.
The colour of the hands is of importance as well, particularly when it comes to assessing the robustness of the clients health, and the generalities of their temperament. Like wise the shape and height of the mounts on the hand can be of great import in making an accurate Palmistry Reading. Another thing that the experienced palmist knows is that the lines on a square hand can mean something different than the lines on a conic, or long hand. For example, the headline on a square hand runs typically across the palm, but on a conic hand it slopes, because the slope indicates the extra immaginativeness that the typical conic handed individual has, but the sloping headline on a square hand is actually a sign of greater imaginative powers than the same sign on the conic hand, because it runs contrary to the nature of the hand. Such a person is more likely to become a famous artist than the conic handed individual because the square hand gives the application that is often the most necessary ingredient of success.
Of course there are many variations within the various types of hand. The good Palmistry Expert ought to be able to put the whole picture together. I believe that I am one of the fortunate few that can do that for my clients when they visit me at
http://chrispalmistry.com/
or alternatively
http://chrishandreading.com/

When you do visit, which I sincerely hope you will soon, dont ask me to do a Palm Reading; as I am strictly a "whole hand" sort of guy.
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Update on the "Talking Cows". Not Wikipedia.

Since I first brought to the attention of the world the story of the "Talking Cows" of Kilmagrahy I have been inundated with requests for news of the Bovine Oracles. Apparently the general public have an inexhaustable appetite for news of these remarkable animals, and it is with that in mind that I am publishing this update.
The "Talking Cows" of Kilmagrahy first came to my notice about thirty seven years ago , when I was but a lad, and many years before I became the famous Online Palmistry Expert and Secret Historian that I have subsequently become. The story of how I made the acquaintance of these wise animals is detailed in my blog post, The Talking Cows Of Kilmagrahy. Not Wikipedia, which can be perused if you care to flick through this blog. I tell of how I visited the Cows on their remote mountain in the south west of Ireland, and of how they made some interesting, but not wholly accurate predictions of my future. They said that I would go to live in London, which was true, and that I would win the national lottery, which hasnt happened yet.
I have since discovered that the reason for their partially inaccurate assesment of my life prospects was, and this is the sad bit, that they were both in the first stages of Bovine Senility. The incorrect prophecy about the lottery was the first sign of the decline in their hitherto infallible record in foretelling the future. Afterwards their descent into complete and blinding dementia meant that they had to be retired. The final straw came when they said that Elvis Presley would be singing "Auld Lang Syne" at the new years celebrations for nineteen eighty two. Everyone knows that is nonsense. He was working in a petrol station in Manchester for four years then, and his voice was completely shot anyway. Anyway they lingered for a few years more in retirement and they both died in nineteen eighty five.
That was not quite the end of the story however. They did have successors. The mantle of "Talking Cow"was taken on by their grandaughters. They had daughters but the special powers sometimes skip a generation. By this stage Ireland had become part of the European Community, and it was felt in certain circles that the powers of these special beasts were being wasted by keeping them sequestered on a mountain in the fastnesses of West Cork, so they were both brought to Brussells where they were appointed as special advisors to the European Commission, with particular responsibility for E.U enlargement policy.
There they remain to this day. They have a large open plan office on the roof of the E.U headquarters and a special roof garden has been created for their comfort, with a meadow grown from grass seed specially imported from their ancestral field in Ireland. If you try to contact them you will only get through to their secretaries, as they only take calls from people of Prime Minesterial or Head of State Level. There is special voice recognition software on their telephones to make certain that no imposters get put through. This was done because some years ago a french radio presenter managed to get through to one of the cows by posing as President Chirac of France. The somewhat indiscreet comments of the cow on both Prime Minister Blair of Britain, and President George Bush of The United States caused severe embarrassment when broadcast. But I dont need to tell you about that. I'm sure you can all remember the fuss there was when it happened.
That is the latest information that I have on "The Talking Cows Of Brussells". They live very quietly now, and are seldom seen in public, although their influence is very much felt behind the scenes at the European Commission. They can only really be seen when they occasionally occupy the Royal Box at the Opera, which they do by gracious permission of His Majesty King Albert of the Belgians. They only attend Gala openings, and only when no member of the Royal Family is to be Present.
As you can see it is impossible for any member of the general public to get a consultation from such august personages as the cows have become now. But it is still possible to get a perfectly respectable Online Palmistry Consultation by going to my Online Palmistry website
http://chrishandreading.com/
I may not have the ear of the great and good of Europe, and I certainly would never be let within sniffing distance of the Royal Box at the opera, but I do have a reputation for the accuracy and insightfulness of my Online Palmistry Readings. Oh! I do have another website as well.
http://chrispalmistry.com/
Visit either. Get a reading, and let the politicians chase after the cows.
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Update on the "talking Cows". Not Wikipedia.

Intuition in Palmistry. Not Wikipedia.

A subject that has occupied many of us who practice as Palmistry Consultants is how far the readings should follow the features on the hand, and what part if any ought to be played by intuition in the developement of the Palmistry Reading. There are those who say that Palmistry is a science and that the lines on a hand, or the colours or shape of a hand determine exactly what conclusions that may be drawn from a reading of the said hand. These people say that every conclusion that can be come to in palmistry must always be backed up absolutely with reference to the particular hand feature that leads one to that conclusion. I'm afraid that I do not find myself absolutely in agreement with this stance. My feeling on the matter is that although the features that can be discerned on the hand, and the overall shape, colour etc of the hand are of very great importance in making a judgement; in fact nobody can claim to be a palmist who is not fully conversant with the condition of the hand; there are times when the element of intuition can play a critical part in the judgement that the Palmistry Expert makes. An overall feel for the client may be recieved based on the condition of the hand and the palmists own somewhat intangible sense of what is the right judgement to make. This is not always backable by reference to specific hand features. This is what I call intuition in Palmistry, and unless a Palmistry Consultant is gifted with this, as well as a comprehensive knowledge of hands, he/she can never hope to succeed.
These are the principles that I try to adhere to when I read Hands at my Online Palmistry website
http://chrishandreading.com/
They have served me well, and I believe they have served my clients well also.
After all, if I didnt use it, what point is served by the line of intuition on my palm.
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