Sunday, 12 July 2009

* Humpty Dumpty. The Palmistry angle*. Not Wikipedia.

It is a fact well known among the Online Palmistry Fraternity, though less so among members of the general public that Mr Humpty Dumpty, the celebrated egg was a "scoffer" when it came to Palmistry. The wife of the farmer on the farm where he had been laid was a well known and respected Palmistry Consultant. When she noticed that one of her eggs had developed hands and legs, and was acquiring a taste for waistcoats and top hats, she decided that she really ought to do a Handreading for this most unusual arrival from her speckled hen's bottom. While he was not exactly Paris Hilton, it did seem to her that an egg with legs, and who could talk, might expect to go far in the world, and thus could do with the advice of a good Palmistry Expert. He was warned to stay away from heights, and to curb the arrogance that was already becoming a feature of his character. He, as was his way, decided that he knew best. The rest is history.
He ran for Parliament on a ticket to extend the franchise to chickens and ducks. While sitting on a high wall, as he canvassed the electors, he wobbled. Then he fell with the tragic consequences known to most of us.
As you ponder on his scrambled remains, as all The King's horses, and all The King's men did all those years ago, think how different history might have been if only he had listened to the most sage advice of the wise Palmist. He might have went on to run the country, and farm fowl would have the vote.
I usually prefer to do Palmistry Readings of humans when they visit my Online Palmistry website at
http://chrishandreading.yolasite.com/
but my mind is still drawn back occasionally to the sad demise of that renowned egg, and I can't help thinking how different his life might have been if only he had been a believer in Palmistry.

This was a short episode in an occasional series I will be publishing on the less well known history of Palmistry. I hope you found it of interest and I look forward to telling you some more in the future.
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